Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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