Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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