guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Houston, we have a squirter
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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