were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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