He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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