lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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