Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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