No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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