As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
where am i from again
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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