I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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