i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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