Nicole vs. Life
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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