i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
We're not piercing ourselves today.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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