do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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