If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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