She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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