Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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