"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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