Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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