we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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