I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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