im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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