Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I think I won the penis lottery.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
