Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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