I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I don't deserve a penis
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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