they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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