let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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