Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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