I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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