Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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