): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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