what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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