I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
if only i could text you this smell
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
he fucked my hip out of place.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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