singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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