which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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