I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
