i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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