I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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