"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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