I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
BRING THE BAGELS
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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