i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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