OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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