did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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