how can u be prego again
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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