You made me cry and you don't even care
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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