hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I have feelings that need drinking.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Randomize
