so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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