He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i think i have herpe
just one?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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