respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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