maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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