I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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