"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
