but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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