: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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