home. puking in laundry basket.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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