whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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